merry christmas…
1 can of hairspray
1 teasing brush
you hair is flat… just because it is dead doesn’t mean it just has to hang there flatter than kiera knightly’s chest…
fix it… like jersey shore girls…
ps. big hair does not mean porno hair… there is a big difference.
pps. porno hair isn’t bad….
ppps. if you do not tease your hair for christmas eve service, i will shave it off… think about it this way:
if your hair is so big you will have to sit in the back… haha –
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